{"title":"Pet Hates Politcal Parady Dog Toys","description":"\u003ch1\u003ePolitical Parody Dog Toys by Pet Hates – Laughs for You, Fun for Your Dog!\u003c\/h1\u003e \u003cp\u003eBring the hilarity of global politics to your dog's toy collection with Pet Hates' political parody toys! Whether your dog prefers tugging on Trump, shaking up Sunak, or gnawing on Johnson, these toys are designed for fun, laughter, and plenty of squeaky mischief. Made from durable materials and packed with squeakers, each toy is perfect for pets who love to chew, tug, and play.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e100% unofficial, these UK-designed toys parody the most famous political figures with a playful twist. From Rishi Sunak to Joe Biden, our range of political dog toys will bring joy to both you and your pup. 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One in the head, and one in the tummy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBoth squeakers are within nylon pockets, giving you that extra bit of time to retrieve the toy should pooch gain access.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eReinforced the seams of our political parody dog toys with cotton ribbon, but Keir is not indestructible, so carefully monitor play.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHe is not intended for strong chewers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTHIS IS NOT A CHILD’S TOY\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cu data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/u\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eREGULAR: 36cm tall, 30cm wide.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003ciframe title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/iK-1Y5GEFUI\" height=\"315\" width=\"560\" allowfullscreen=\"\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" frameborder=\"0\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eInternational customers please note all labelling is in English. On purchasing this product, you accept responsibility to translate, including any warnings. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eWe recommend using a tracked service for all International shipping. 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The body and arms are constructed from one piece of fabric, making them perfect for tug of war.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eReinforced the seams of our political parody dog toys with cotton ribbon, but Nicola is not indestructible, so carefully monitor play.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eShe is not intended for strong chewers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTHIS IS NOT A CHILD’S TOY.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eDimensions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eREGULAR: 34cm tall, 29cm wide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003ciframe title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/iK-1Y5GEFUI\" height=\"315\" width=\"560\" allowfullscreen=\"\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" frameborder=\"0\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pet Hates","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39817684091046,"sku":"LMH-PE-3458","price":17.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1288\/1145\/files\/Pet-Hates-Nicola-Sturgeon-Dog-Toy-Plush-Dog-Toys-Pet-Hates-Love-My-Hound.jpg?v=1720470019"},{"product_id":"pet-hates-rishi-sunak-dog-toy","title":"Pet Hates | Rishi Sunak - Dog Toy","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt's Dishy Rishi, the British Ex PM, available in small and regular size (see our Sizing Chart).\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eParody Rishi Sunak dog toy in a bespoke suit, complete with Prefect's badge and gold watch.  What a dapper chap!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eChew toy Rishi has a full mop of dark hair made from plush fabric.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesigned in the UK\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e100% unofficial, and unendorsed parody toys.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eToys tested to child safety standards in EU, USA \u0026amp; Australia\/NZ – \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMade from a double-stitched, strong poly-canvas material and stuffed with polyester.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAll dog toys complete with 2 squeakers! 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The body and arms are constructed from one piece of fabric, making them perfect for tug of war.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWe have reinforced the seams of our political parody dog toys with cotton ribbon, but Rishi is not indestructible, so carefully monitor play.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHe is not intended for strong chewers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTHIS IS NOT A CHILD’S TOY.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eSMALL DOG: 23cm tall, 22cm wide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eREGULAR: 34cm tall, 29cm wide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOven ready Boris, the British PM\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eParody Boris Johnson dog toy, vibrantly printed baggy suit, complete with untucked tie.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eChew toy Boris has a fabulous mop of blonde hair made from plush fabric.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000; text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDesigned in the UK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e100% unofficial, and unendorsed parody toys. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eToys tested to child safety standards in EU, USA \u0026amp; Australia\/NZ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMade from a strong poly-canvas material and stuffed with polyester.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAll dog toys complete with 2 squeakers! One in the head, and one in the tummy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBoth squeakers are within nylon pockets, giving you that extra bit of time to retrieve the toy should pooch gain access.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDesigned to be durable. The body and arms are constructed from one piece of fabric, making them perfect for tug of war.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eReinforced the seams of our political parody dog toys with cotton ribbon, but Boris is not indestructible, so carefully monitor play.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHe is not intended for strong chewers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTHIS IS NOT A CHILD’S TOY.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDimensions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eREGULAR: 34cm tall, 29cm wide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/iK-1Y5GEFUI\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pet Hates","offers":[{"title":"Regular","offer_id":44328705949921,"sku":"LMH-PE-5873","price":6.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":46893484572897,"sku":null,"price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1288\/1145\/files\/Pet-Hates-Rishi-Sunak-Dog-Toy-Plush-Dog-Toys-Pet-Hates-Love-My-Hound-Regular.webp?v=1720470819"},{"product_id":"pet-hates-jacob-rees-mogg-dog-toy","title":"Pet Hates | Jacob Rees-Mogg  - Dog Toy","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's Jacob Rees-Moggy, aka the Haunted Pencil, and Tory MP. in parody, squeaky pet toy form.  Available in small and regular sizes to suit all types of pooch (see our Sizing Chart).\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChew toy Jacob wears his signature stripy shirt and smart suit and his complexion is a light shade of  grey - rather like the real thing!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned in the UK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% unofficial, and unendorsed parody toys.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eToys tested to child safety standards in EU, USA \u0026amp; Australia\/NZ \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from a double-stitched, strong poly-canvas material and stuffed with polyester.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll dog toys complete with 2 squeakers! 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