Pet Hates | Keir Starmer Catnip Cat Toy

He's left Number 10, but he's not escaping the cat!

Meet the Pet Hates Keir Starmer Catnip Cat Toy, a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the former Prime Minister who is about to face a very different kind of opposition!

Sir Keir Starmer served as UK Prime Minister from July 2024 to July 2026. Now this pocket-sized parody, complete with his recognisable silver plush hairstyle, is ready to leave the dispatch box behind and take on your cat's unpredictable playtime agenda.

Made from strong poly-canvas fabric and filled with soft polyester, this playful parody toy contains catnip sewn into a hidden pocket in the tummy. Ideal for encouraging your cat to bat, pounce, grab and wrestle during interactive playtime.

Designed in the UK by Pet Hates, it makes an entertaining novelty gift for cat lovers who appreciate a little tongue-in-cheek humour.

Features & Benefits

• Keir Starmer-Inspired Design – Former Prime Minister-inspired design featuring a distinctive silver plush hairstyle.

• Premium Catnip Filling – Contains catnip to encourage batting, pouncing and playful activity.

• Hidden Catnip Pocket – Catnip is sewn securely into a pocket in the tummy.

• Durable Poly-Canvas Fabric – Strong outer material designed for interactive feline play.

• Soft Polyester Filling – Lightweight and easy for cats to grab, carry and wrestle.

• Pocket-Sized Fun – Approximately 15 cm tall and 12.5 cm wide.

• Designed in the UK – A playful, unofficial Pet Hates parody and a fun gift for cat lovers.

Size & Dimensions

• Height: 15 cm

• Width: 12.5 cm

Materials & Construction

• Outer Material: Poly-canvas

• Filling: Polyester and catnip

• Catnip: Secured in a sewn-in tummy pocket

Important Safety Information

This is a cat toy, not a child's toy. It is not intended for dogs. Supervise play and remove the toy if it becomes damaged.

This is an unofficial parody toy and is not endorsed by, affiliated with or approved by the person depicted or any associated organisation.

From Prime Minister to prime target – the cat has spoken!